shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

thewomanfromitaly:

jragonsoul:

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway

420core:

as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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femalewrappers:
Marina and the Diamonds - NEW M&TD SNIPPET!
39,732 plays
 - Kim Kardashian Hollywood Extra
11,924 plays

yonsus:

rihanna seems like the kinda girl you go partying with and then wake up missing a kidney and in a foreign country with no passport

tin-pan-ali:

The single most delightful implication of Dashcon is that now somebody is going to inevitably have to explain to a lawyer, probably several lawyers, and in turn, possibly an entire courtroom, what fandom is, what tumblr is, and all the ins and outs related to them.

serfborts:

Blue Ivy effortlessly shitting on your faves and their offspring. The bun is on point and is perched perfectly like the snow on top of The Himalayas. Her hair is laid like easy breezy beautiful cover girl and she’s serving you "talk to my back cause my face ain’t home. Leave a message at the tone. beep!"

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