tiredbrendon:

me:

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you:

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badab1ng:

Same.
Bonnie Mckee - Sleepwalker
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shejla24:

44447777777:

lmao  me

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
Kelly Rowland - Commander (feat. David Guetta)
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shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

thewomanfromitaly:

jragonsoul:

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway

420core:

as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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femalewrappers:
Marina and the Diamonds - NEW M&TD SNIPPET!
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