white teenagers: nigga
THE BEST 23 SECONDS Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.
heysammy: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: trentofsky: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You’re going to die alone In the woods with Shia LaBeouf
harrytyles: when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
My academic career
jesuschola2: someone looking good in crocs
me in 2006: gay gay gay
me in 2009: I find it disgusting and pathetic that people use 'gay' as an insult.
me now: gay gay gay
nickiminajvevo: mary magdalene was a virgin and a prostitute?
pregnat4: ive never dated someone whats it like
civilrightsbrah: “Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?” Mr. Krabs was in a tragic car accident and is paralyzed from the neck down. A single tear rolls down Spongebob’s cheek.
residyke: U can tell if a guys gay by the way he holds another guys penis
shaving23spiders: man, it’s hard to believe that 1990 was 500 years ago…
shestillkillsthedance: Wait, what did you say? You’re gay and you don’t like Lady Gaga? Wow, you deserve this delicious cookie because you’re just so fucking special.
codons: I will forever refuse to pronounce gif as jif
*talking to guy you like*
me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
me: we have 7, the answer was 7
What did people laugh about before the internet?
jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though