May 2012
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white teenagers: nigga
Watch
THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.
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heysammy:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
You’re going to die alone
In the woods with Shia LaBeouf
harrytyles:
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
My academic career
2005:
Present:
April 2012
jesuschola2:
someone looking good in crocs
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me in 2006: gay gay gay
me in 2009: I find it disgusting and pathetic that people use 'gay' as an insult.
me now: gay gay gay
nickiminajvevo:
mary magdalene was a virgin and a prostitute?
pregnat4:
ive never dated someone whats it like
civilrightsbrah:
“Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Mr. Krabs was in a tragic car accident and is paralyzed from the neck down. A single tear rolls down Spongebob’s cheek.
residyke:
U can tell if a guys gay by the way he holds another guys penis
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shaving23spiders:
man, it’s hard to believe that 1990 was 500 years ago…
shestillkillsthedance:
Wait, what did you say? You’re gay and you don’t like Lady Gaga? Wow, you deserve this delicious cookie because you’re just so fucking special.
codons:
I will forever refuse to pronounce gif as jif
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*talking to guy you like*
me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
him:
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: we have 7, the answer was 7
What did people laugh about before the internet?
Watchjellomuffins:
kochira:
Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life.
the one in the yellow has so much groove though
