versacepromises:

i started disliking straight people as a joke but now i’m not so sure if i’m joking anymore

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hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

The Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho (You Are My Destiny)
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I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.

Toni Morrison (via jaegerjaques)

I’ve already blogged this before but it basically sums up my entire philosophy much better than I ever could so here we are.

(via chauvinistsushi)

imsogothimdead:

down on the west coast, they got a sayin’: bitch me too! THE FUCK! you drinkin’ this, B? it’s only a dollar, bitch! what?! me too! HA HA! you ain’t special, bitch!

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - ファミリーパーティー
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dangermooch:

I’m listed as “female” on okc, but my profile states I’m gender fluid. This gem of a human being messaged me.  His profile also states that he has a big penis. haha. Good for you bro, it’s not coming anywhere near me. 

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars